Rad Skywalker has returned to his home planet of Azabudai in an attempt to rescue his beloved Club from the clutches of the vile gangsters Jabbas the Hutts. He stands before the Jabbas, and makes his demands clear …
Rad: You will surrender Azabudai and the TAC to me.
Jabbas (in Huttese subtitled): Your TWG mind powers and logic will not work on us, boy.
Rad: Nevertheless, I’m taking Azabudai and my friends away from your control. You can either profit by this… or be destroyed! It’s the BoG’s choice. But I warn you all not to underestimate my powers.
The Jabbas’ laugh is mean and loud.
Jabbas (in Huttese subtitled): There will be no bargain, young TWGedi. We shall enjoy watching you and the members’ hopes for freedom die.
… Cut to the Pit of the Sarlaac, otherwise known as the Proxy-System TAC Election Trap …
Rad is prodded and jumps off the plank to the cheers of the bloodthirsty spectators. But, before anyone can even perceive what is happening, he spins around and grabs the end of the plank by his fingertips. The plank bends wildly from his weight and catapults him skyward. In midair he does a complete flip and drops down on the end of the plank in the same spot he just vacated, but facing the skiff. He casually extends an open palm and — his lightsaber, which Dieter has sent arcing toward him, drops into his hand.
With samurai speed, Rad ignites it and attacks the Governor who prodded him off the plank, sending the hapless dissembler screaming overboard. The other Governors swarm toward Rad. He wades into them, lightsaber flashing…
We’re getting close to the Elections, ladies and gentlemen. Like young Rad, we need to recognize that there’s only one way forward if we’re going to achieve our goal of putting our Club back on its feet. We need to express our anger and make sure that the people elected to the Board of Governors get on with fixing the things that matter – instead of selling curtains and furniture.
Voice of Obiwan Ken-Obi:
The Vote, Rad. Trust the Vote…